Posted 1 day ago
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

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Posted 3 days ago

catsbeaversandducks:

Just some kittens wearing bibs, you know…

Photos by ©shimejiwasabi

Posted 3 days ago

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 3 days ago
  1. Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  2. Me: I have seen every episode, go on
Posted 3 days ago

ashthevillain:

she gets it

(Source: thefruitshoot)

Posted 3 days ago
indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

Posted 3 days ago
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

Posted 3 days ago

gdirtydime19:

princess-natashaa:

tapthatguy-x-version:

derekisme:

Heroic Male Model Strips To Save Drowning Dog

What other reasons are you reblogging this for, let’s just be honest here.

I don’t know about you , but I reblogged it because the cute ass fucking dog got saved and that makes me so happy .

awwwwwww

Posted 3 days ago
thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

(Source: elliedijulio)

Posted 4 days ago

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left